If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
Reblog if you’re an NZ or Aussie blogger
I love having you guys on my dash.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
Her smile was shy and sweet. A lovely girl, thought Tyrion, and a kinder fate than my nephew deserves.
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
Hoo hoo! This is an Ice Melon, found only in kingdom of Arendelle. They sell on the black market for about 300 glowing troll crystals. They’re guaranteed to cool you down in hot summer months. Eating too many of these can result in heart freeze and turning into a popsicle.
THE TOP RIGHT CORNER GUYS
is this neopets